Maggie

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trinhalin:

so there’s a show on mtv canada called ‘1 girl 5 gays’. its pretty much a panel of 5 gay men and a girl (the host of the show) and they just discuss topics on love, sex and other taboo subjects. JP (the tweeter above) is one of the guys on the panel :)

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fivemuskaqueers:

on the outside i may be a prude virgin

but on the inside i’ve fucked every celebrity there is

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Teacher:Why did you not study?
Me:A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
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breakin-tables-at-nandos:

that awkward moment when you realize Louis Tomlinson’s signature outfit looks like a piece of notebook paper…

breakin-tables-at-nandos:

that awkward moment when you realize Louis Tomlinson’s signature outfit looks like a piece of notebook paper…

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me:*puts in headphones*
everyone else:hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here’s three projects
Teacher: due by friday

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: corgle)

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When I tell my parents I have nothing to do.

Expectation:

” Oh here’s some money,  you can go to the mall with your friends.”

Reality:

“Then clean the house.”

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h0rnyfortommo:

the-5boys-on-the-stairs:

fuckgravityimniall:


i tried to scroll past this but i couldn’t because look at harold’s face. and omg louis is being his normal sassy self.

Zayn’s not on here. He’s on another ride. Called life.

^^^^ reblogging because of the comment above

omfg the comment up there I CANT BREATHE 

h0rnyfortommo:

the-5boys-on-the-stairs:

fuckgravityimniall:

i tried to scroll past this but i couldn’t because look at harold’s face. and omg louis is being his normal sassy self.

Zayn’s not on here. He’s on another ride. Called life.

^^^^ reblogging because of the comment above

omfg the comment up there I CANT BREATHE 

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